Eff Yeah No Edge Puns

I wanted to have a window box, but NO LEDGE!

knows bridge

I tried playing cards, but noone knows bridge.

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Wanted to read a 2008 Pulitzer Prize winning book, but when I went to the library there was no Olive Kitteridge!

Wanted to read a 2008 Pulitzer Prize winning book, but when I went to the library there was no Olive Kitteridge!

I wanted to meet Liam Dryden but I don’t know where he lives. NO LITTLERADGE!

I wanted to meet Liam Dryden but I don’t know where he lives. NO LITTLERADGE!

I wanted to stand up, but my bones were hollow. NO CARTILAGE!

I wanted to stand up, but my bones were hollow. NO CARTILAGE!

I hired landscapers to clean up the small pond in my back yard. I wanted NO SEDGE!

Dude. This shirt is a thing. For your- Knowl-egde!

dftbarecords:

By popular demand, we bring you the “No Edge” shirt, designed by Hank Green himself!
Dude. NO EDGE.
Please note, this is a PRE-ORDER, and will not ship until Mid-March. Any other items ordered with this won’t ship until it does, so please plan your orders accordingly. =)


Dude. This shirt is a thing. For your- Knowl-egde!

dftbarecords:

By popular demand, we bring you the “No Edge” shirt, designed by Hank Green himself!

Dude. NO EDGE.

Please note, this is a PRE-ORDER, and will not ship until Mid-March. Any other items ordered with this won’t ship until it does, so please plan your orders accordingly. =)

I only have grass in my yard. No Hedge.

I only have grass in my yard. No Hedge.

 I was a woman who wanted to vote in the year 1901. But the laws were different. NO SUFFRAGE!

 I was a woman who wanted to vote in the year 1901. But the laws were different. NO SUFFRAGE!