Eff Yeah No Edge Puns

 I was a woman who wanted to vote in the year 1901. But the laws were different. NO SUFFRAGE!

 I was a woman who wanted to vote in the year 1901. But the laws were different. NO SUFFRAGE!

I forgot to put flour on the chicken before I fried it. NO DREDGE!

I forgot to put flour on the chicken before I fried it. NO DREDGE!

I wanted to find Katniss Everdeen’s best friend, but she had gone somewhere. NO MADGE!

I wanted to find Katniss Everdeen’s best friend, but she had gone somewhere. NO MADGE!

 I had to clean some wooden furniture and then I realized — NO PLEDGE!

 I had to clean some wooden furniture and then I realized — NO PLEDGE!

I wanted to hold a door open, but I nothing could keep it shut. NO WEDGE!

I wanted to hold a door open, but I nothing could keep it shut. NO WEDGE!

I was going to use basil, but then I thought…No sage!

I was going to use basil, but then I thought…No sage!

I went to a church service and there was no sacrilege. NO SACRILEGE!

I went to a church service and there was no sacrilege. NO SACRILEGE!

“I tried to sue my employer, but he got off scot free. Alas, no allege.”
— Catherine from NotGDCA
“I tried to go shopping, but all the stores were closed- No Patronage!”
— Margo from NFotGDCA
 I tried to handcraft a bow and arrow, but I don’t really know fledge.

 I tried to handcraft a bow and arrow, but I don’t really know fledge.